Crabs in his house!
Since that is so far out of my norm, I ask Torres to box up the crab to show the kids. Maybe it was a tad culturally insensitive, I'm not sure, but we are friends.
When I get to his house, out pops Torres holding a Tupperware container, taped shut, housing a single crab. As we drive off he tells me these crabs come into his house when there is a lot of rain, and yesterday we had a lot of rain. Now, maybe I should mention that Torres lives almost a mile above sea level and there are no oceans around.